I woke up at 5 this morning and decided to go over to my sisters and make her a bacon and egg sandwich since her partner, Navy was away for her birthday. I thought she would be up around 6 because of Lily, so I got up and showered and drove in the pissing rain to Lauras hoping that she would have some eggs since we were out and none of the shops here are 24 hrs.When I got to Lol's all the lights were off. I got out the car still in the pissing rain, and in the dark crept around her house to the back to see if I could here her.I couldn't.I drove back to mine thinking that I would make my mum and dad bacon and egg sandwiches and then go back over to Lol's. But they would have to just have bacon sandwiches since we didn't have any eggs. Back at mine I put the grill on and places 6 pieces of bacon underneath it. I then realized that the bacon was out of date by 5 days. My plan had gone to shit. As it was almost 7 I made my dad a cup of tea and my mum a hot lemon and water since she doesn't drink tea in the morning. I took them upstairs to thier room and woke them up. They said that the L'aumone store opens at 7.So I headed up to the L'Aumone store - they had bacon and eggs - My plan was back on!I got to Lol's just after seven and rang the bell. She took ages to come to the door since it was early and thought it was a noise on the tv - her and Lily were watching Teletubbies. I asked what kind of eggs she would like as I had also taken a egg holder in case she wanted a half boiled 1 she could dunk soldiors in. I made scrambled eggs on toast for her and Lily and 2 slices of bacon for Lol.And a cup of tea.I then came back to mine about 7:40 and put some bacon under the grill for my mum and dad. and an egg in the frying pan for my dad (my mum just wanted bacon).I cut up 4 slices of bread and put 2 in the toaster. when it popped up, only 1 piece of bread did. the other was 2 thick and had gotten stuck. at this point the toasted piece of bread had been buttered and had 3 pieces of bacon on and a fried egg, sunny side up, that was getting cold. My mum came down at this point and took over from my trying to tease the bread out of the toaster with a wooden spoon. I put the other 2 slices of bread on top of the remaining bacon under the grill and then went back to the toaster situation. In this time the excess fat from the bacon under the grill had caught fire on the baconfoil, so i removed it and placed it on the draining board. My Dad came in at this point huffing and puffing as the fire alarm had gone off. Then they both sat down and had there yummy bacon (mum) / bacon & egg (dad) sandwiches.The toaster was broke.